FRIEND: So, how's your blog doing?
Me: Great. I mean, I've made new friends and got a new insight into different aspects of life.
FRIEND: So, are you going to blog about me?
Me: Sure. Why not? I mean you forced me to watch this stupid Stephen King movie----
FRIEND: Children of the Corn is not a stupid movie. If anything is stupid, it's that movie that you're always making references to. Donnie Dorko?
Me: Donnie Darko. And it's a phenomenal movie. You wanna know what's really stupid?
Me: The fact that you won't acknowledge that you and Anderson Cooper have the same nose.
FRIEND: Oh god.