Me: "Hay, put that there tee vee ree-mote down."
MG: "What are you doing?"
Me: "Talkin lyke an ee-st Texaaan hyck. Duh-hur."
MG: "Ok, just make sure you pick up all the popcorn you dropped before we leave."
Me: "Whut? I dint drop no poppin corn....."
MG: -knocks over popcorn- "Yeah you did."
Me: "Yoo go dye in a hole wit those conflabbit hoe-moe seskuals."
LMAO!
ReplyDeleteSpeaking as a conflabbit hoe-moe seskual, I have to say I was not offended by this post.
ReplyDeleteEspecially since I live in the south and I've met people like this. memories~
Haha, you just brightened my day a whole heck of a lot.
ReplyDelete:)
ReplyDeleteoh, the diction of the south. is it bad that i say "oh, my stars" sometimes? i can't help it!