Sunday, November 23, 2008

hoe-moe seskuals

Me: "Hay, put that there tee vee ree-mote down."

MG: "What are you doing?"

Me: "Talkin lyke an ee-st Texaaan hyck. Duh-hur."

MG: "Ok, just make sure you pick up all the popcorn you dropped before we leave."

Me: "Whut? I dint drop no poppin corn....."

MG: -knocks over popcorn- "Yeah you did."

Me: "Yoo go dye in a hole wit those conflabbit hoe-moe seskuals."


  1. Speaking as a conflabbit hoe-moe seskual, I have to say I was not offended by this post.

    Especially since I live in the south and I've met people like this. memories~

  2. Haha, you just brightened my day a whole heck of a lot.

  3. :)
    oh, the diction of the south. is it bad that i say "oh, my stars" sometimes? i can't help it!