Me: "Hay, put that there tee vee ree-mote down."
MG: "What are you doing?"
Me: "Talkin lyke an ee-st Texaaan hyck. Duh-hur."
MG: "Ok, just make sure you pick up all the popcorn you dropped before we leave."
Me: "Whut? I dint drop no poppin corn....."
MG: -knocks over popcorn- "Yeah you did."
Me: "Yoo go dye in a hole wit those conflabbit hoe-moe seskuals."