Friday, February 29, 2008

Leap Years are for marsupials.

Yeah, you heard me! Take that koalas!!!

Yes! it's the weekend! I'm so sleepy! Finally some time to catch up on much wanted, but not really need sleep.

I've been bored out of my pajamas lately so I've taken up photoshopping for fun. Oh mannn it's fun.

Well anyhoodly, I've got little spare time for a decent informative post so I guess that means I'm off.

Have funn :]

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Anyone, no one, alls the same to me.

Oh wow.

It's been a bit hasn't it?

Since I've actually used this blog to talk about my life instead of just a place to dump unwanted knowledge?

Well My life hasn't changed in the least bit. I've started a fiction press account on which I will post original short stories; however I won't be able to post until after the 29th of this month so don't expect anything particularly juicy for a while.

I had a theory, and I proved it. So does that make it a legitimate fact? Hmmmm....

I tried to explain the time space continuum to my four year old sister, but she said she was too busy to listen at the moment and I had to leave a message. Aren't kids today just peachy?

Also, I found that if you pretend like your taking notes in class your percentage for passing increases 30%. Hey, every little bit helps.

Sllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddeeeeeeeeeeee is a total ninja, and for some odd reason when ever I see him I think about pumkin juice.

Celery is being, for the lack of a more colorful word, odd.

And I think I may have caused my little sister to think that Global Warming is actually in fact, Glow-ball Warning.....oops. It wasn't my fault she thought it was a toy.

Ok, well my schedule has caught up with me. I'm off to study my brains out, or at least till they're oozing out of my ears. Wish me luck.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Beta oh beta where art thou beta?


I looked at my shoes.

Man did they look not-churchy. Is churchy even a word? I don't know. All I know is that they do not look like something one should wear to Sunday morning church.

Oh well. Maybe the cute blonde guy standing by the sound system won't notice.

Oh no! He's walking over here....

He's two pews* away!

He's getting closer!

Um think fast! Ok, maybe if I'm real smooth he won't notice if I hide them under Granny's humongous bag.

I grabbed Granny's bag and prayed to God that it would make it in time to cover my horrible not-churchy shoes.

Ahh! He's looking at me! Ok, act natural.

I gracefully lifted my slender hand up to my hair to comb through it smoothly like all the pretty hair commercial girls when--- Yank. Ow. That did not work out as planned.

My nice and pretty mood ring that I had received as a present from Granny was now currently stuck in my hair. I tried to untangle myself without making it look like I was battling some great hairy monster, but it was physically impossible.

Why? Why today Hair? Do you hate me that much for not buying the $40 dollar conditioner?

I was so lost in battling the great bushy monster that was my hair that I didn't notice the cute blonde guy staring at me.

“Um, do you need some help?” he asked with a hint of laughter in his voice.

Oh dear holy llama the cute blonde guy is speaking to me! Be smooth! Or at least be as smooth as possible!!

Uhhhhhh...errrr, well if you don't mind...” I mumbled sheepishly. Dear mother of Buddha, my hair must be a mess!

“Oh it's not prob. My lil bitty sis used to get bows stuck in her hair all the time and...”

He said a lot more but I was to busy being distracted by the way his hair reflected the light, and the way his body smelled like boy......mmhmhmm....yummy boy. I wonder if he has soft hair.....

“Ok! Phew!” he said smiling.

“Huh?” I said throughly dazed and overly confused. Then I noticed that my hand was no longer ensnared by my evil manipulative hair. “Oh thanks---” I mumbled standing up.

While in the process of standing up I managed to knock Granny's bag over revealing my horrid not-churchy shoes to the yummilicous blonde boy.

Right then, at that precise moment, if this was a movie, it would have been the perfect time to insert a slow motion “Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohohohhhooooooooooooo!!”

But since it wasn't not a movie I didn't say, “Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohohohhhooooooooooooo!!”

Instead the noise that came out of my mouth sounded more like, “Crapshitohmygawsh.” which caused the cute blonde guy to laugh.

He picked up Granny's purse and set it on the pew. “Nice shoes.” he complemented. “Are those VANS?”

“Um yeah,” I said shuffling my feet. Again, he smiled. This time for no reason.

“So yeah,” he began, “Wanna go help clean out the baptistery*?”

I replied with an over enthusiastic “Sure!” fallowed by a smile.

He led the way through the hall, as I tripped along after him.

Maybe my shoes aren't as not-churchy as I thought.

For those of you who don't know:

*pew- one of those long bench couch looking things that you sit in at chuches.

*baptistery- used in some churches for giving baptisms. Kinda like a mini one person pool.


Sunday, February 24, 2008

Risk is a hard game to win.

Ok. This weekend has been exhilarating, rejuvenating, and slow.

My three favorite combos :]

I spent the weekend with my grandparents, which was totally rad. My parents sent me off there because they wanted to spend some time together in Dallas for their advance anniversary.

It's always fun being over there. Also another big plus, My grandma has a scanner, so I got to scan some doodles and other art.


Thursday, February 21, 2008

Ben Franklin thought weird.

Okay, here's some excerpts from his will.... Also, this isn't all of the will, only the things that I thought were weird or funny.... For the whole thing click here.
The king of France's picture, set with four hundred and eight diamonds, I give to my daughter, Sarah Bache, requesting , however, that she would not form any of those diamonds into ornaments either for herself or daughters, and thereby introduce or countenance the expensive, vain, and useless fashion of wearing jewels in this country; and those immediately connected with the picture may be preserved with the same.

[Geez Talk about picky!!]
I give to my son-in-law, Richard Bache, his heirs and assigns forever; I also give him the bond I have against him, of two thousand and one hundred and seventy-two pounds, five shillings, together with the interest that shall or may accrue thereon, and direct the same to be delivered up to him by my executors, canceled, requesting that, in consideration thereof, he would immediately after my decease manumit and set free his Negro man Bob. I leave to him, also, the money due to me from the State of Virginia for types.

[It took me a while to realize what he was talking about, but then I figured out that he was forgiving Bache of his debts as long as he freed his slave.... I think]
I also give to my grandson, William Temple Franklin, the bond and judgment I have against him of four thousand pounds sterling, my right to the same to cease upon the day of his marriage; and if he dies unmarried, my will is, that the same be recovered and divided among my other grandchildren, the children of my daughter, Sarah Bache, in such manner and form as I have herein before given to them the other parts of my estate.

[So I take it that he doesn't want his grandkid to be a bachelor?]
The philosophical instruments I have in Philadelphia I give to my ingenious friend, Francis Hopkinson.

[Mann I'd love to be called ingenious by Ben Franklin!]
To the children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren of my brother, Samuel Franklin, that may be living at the time of my decease, I give fifty pounds sterling, to be equally divided among them. To the children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren of my sister, Anne Harris, that may be living at the time of my decease, I give fifty pounds sterling to be equally divided among them. To the children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren of my brother James Franklin, that may be living at the time of my decease, I give fifty pounds sterling to be equally divided among them. To the children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren of my sister, Sarah Davenport, that may be living at the time of my decease, I give fifty pounds sterling to be equally divided among them. To the children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren of my sister, Lydia Scott, that may be living at the time of my decease, I give fifty pounds sterling to be equally divided among them. To the children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren of my sister, Jane Mecom, that may be living at the time of my decease, I give fifty pounds sterling to be equally divided among them.---

[Blah Blah Blah, money money money.]
I would have my body buried with as little expense or ceremony as may be. I revoke all former wills by me made, declaring this only to be my last.

[Nice 'ol humble not-flashy Ben :)]

Oh but wait! There's a CODICIL!

There is an error in my will, where the bond of William Temple Franklin is mentioned as being four thousand pounds sterling, whereas it is but for three thousand five hundred pounds.

[Haha, oopsies!]
It has been an opinion, that he who receives an estate from his ancestors is under some kind of obligation to transmit the same to their posterity. This obligation does not lie on me, who never inherited a shilling from any ancestor or relation. I shall, however, if it is not diminished by some accident before my death, leave a considerable estate among my descendants and relations.

[doesn't that just make you want to LOL?]

I wish to be buried by the side of my wife, if it may be, and that a marble stone, to be made by Chambers, six feet long, four feet wide, plain, with only a small moulding round the upper edge, and this inscription:

Benjamin And Deborah Franklin 178-

to be placed over us both. My fine crab-tree walking stick, with a gold head curiously wrought in the form of the cap of liberty, I give to my friend, and the friend of mankind, General Washington.

[WTF? What happened to the simple inexpensive burial?]
I give my gold watch to my son-in-law Richard Bache, and also the gold watch chain of the Thirteen United States, which I have not yet worn.

[Um, can you say random?]
William Hewson, who is my godson, my new quarto Bible, and also the botanic description of the plants in the Emperor's garden at Vienna, in folio, with coloured cuts.

[Oh wow. A bible and plant stuff. That'll help pay for school.]
My picture, drawn by Martin, in 1767, I give to the Supreme Executive Council of Pennsylvania, if they shall be pleased to do me the honour of accepting it and placing it in their chamber. Since my will was made I have bought some more city lots, near the centre part of the estate of Joseph Dean. I would have them go with the other lots, disposed of in my will, and I do give the same to my Son-in-law, Richard Bache, to his heirs and assigns forever.

[Painting? And why would you buy more stuff if you knew you were that close to your death?]

But yeah, as you see I've got a lot of time on my hands.....And I'm a major nerd....haha.


Ok. Today is going to be a busy day.

I hope Ms. Lea will be at school today 'cause I really need to take some tests.

Also I'll have my library meeting today.


Oh well.

Whateves dude.

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Um yeah I'd like a grilled chiken sandwhich

Sorry for the lack of substance in the last couple of my posts.
Life's been a real pain in the butt. Oh well. At least I've got my books... that have now been confiscated by the faggots at PTISD?!?!

YEAH. They had the balls to take my DeathNote comic book for "ethical reasons"......Does that make any sense?! Oh well I'll just get someone to steal it back for me. :]

Library TAB meeting on Thursday........ awwww man. I hope they have better food. I'm gonna see if I can round up Celery into coming.

My reading teacher has been out for a couple of days....mannn that sucks.

Sllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddddddddeeeeeeeeeeee is a total ninja! Everytime I see him he says "Believe it!" and a thumbs up!!!!!

It makes me lmao and rotfl lyke totally!

Hehe sorry had an IM moment... ehehe........ Today's picture is Steven Strait! In my opinion he will always be the perfect Jacob Black.

Thomas Gorman is a nerdy braceface with no life. <<< -Or at least that what SOME people think...hahaha it's definetly not Hannah!

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Everyone is sick but me.

:[ I feel left out.

Every single person in my house has the flu except for me!

Aren't I lucky XP

Saturday, February 16, 2008

The Aftermath of the Dance

OK. The dance was awesome.
It was wayyy better than last year's!

The only negatives were the chaperons shining lights at people and the police men breaking up the mosh pits.

The beginning of the dance was kinda boring because only a few people were dancing, but once it got started it was pretty awesome.

I don't know how it got started, but me and Celery(Caleb) invented a new extreme way of dancing.

It was kinda like war, and dancing all moshed together. All you have to do is find a partner, and then ram into other couples! It's totally exhilarating!

Man I am sore! My shoulders hurt so badly!

I was also in some mosh pits. I requested that they play Slipknot, and they played Wait and Bleed. I headbanged like crazy!

It kinda sucked tho 'cause me and Kitty were the only people hardcore enough to headbang, and get in the mosh pits!

Speaking of Kitty, she brought Panda with her! He's so cute!! He's like a stuffed animal come to life!!!! AWWWWW!!!!!! He's like a miniature Austin A.!!!

Owwie, I have to sign off now so I can put ice on my sore neck and shoulders.

Haha Imma party panda!

Friday, February 15, 2008

Send my love to the dancefloor

Wow. Tonite is the night of the dance! My dress is supa cool. My shoes are killa awesome. And Imma gonna eat chinese food before I go. w00t!

Something I might do

Ok. Yeah.

So ya know how I'm trying to improve my writing skills by doing fanfiction?

Well since I've already got one in the process for Twilight I thought, Hey why not do one for Artemis Fowl?

So yeah. I've written part of it. I don't know if I'm going to follow through though....

I made a pic for it though because I was bored.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Ew I don't like red&pink

Today is the infamous and most dreaded Valentines day.

Now I don't know about you, but I really hate today.

Halloween is so much cooler, and it has a REAL history. It wasn't made up by some crappy card company like Valentines.

BLEH. The only good thing about today is the candy, as long as it doesn't come in those nasty boxes.

Ew those chocolates are nasty.

My philosophy on love is, you don't know what love is till your 85 and on your death bed smiling at all the happy memories you had with your significant other. Yeah that's true love there.

Aren't I just peachy? :]

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

OMG it's a serious blog post!

The world revolves around no one. In fact one might be so bold as to say that it revolves around nothing at all. Now, I know that's not politically correct, but that's how I view the world. Even though I'm only some young know-it-all teenager I've pondered the universe many times, and each time I ended up with a head splitting migraine.

For an American teen my age I've been relatively lucky. My parents are divorced, but I live with my Dad so it's all cool. I make decent grades and I'm in advance classes. My friends are awesome, and I have few enemies. Sounds perfect right?

If you think yes then you'd be surprised. There are many kids who are way better off than I am, and yet they still seem to find reasons to do drugs. I don't get it. Their parents are together, and they have no history of family abuse; so why do they do drugs?

Is it because they're bored?

I could understand if they had a tough life, and they grew up in that environment---But when you've got everything, why would you throw it away by doing drugs? Why would you throw everything away by doing something stupid that could end up in disease or pregnancy?

Why is it that they can't see that they've got the world at their fingertips? It just kills me to see people waste opportunities like they're nothing.

Color me clueless

Ok. School was ok.

Got online and un-blocked Elizabeth. And I think I might work more on my webbie.....maybe if I'm bored enough.

When I got home I found out someone had sent me flowers. They smell like green.....if green has a smell.

I don't know.

I'm slightly distracted right now by the fact that someone is talking to me on IM.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008


Holy spotted cows! That song has been in my head all day!
Adam Lazzara has a prettyful voice :]

Well today was an ok day. First period was normal, and so was second.

Lunch was fun, but today Stormy didn't sit with us for some odd reason, I think she was sick....

Art was funjucational. I think I'm a bad influence on Alex tho. I always eat random things that I think will taste yummy (but usually don't) and today he ate a piece of masking tape! It was funny, and kinda sad that my impulsiveness has rubbed on him...haha.

My Shnitzle paper mache is going pretty well, but I think I could be doing better.

I probably could've gotten more done if I didn't goof off so much!

Woodshop kinda sucked but oh well. I think I might want to take French next year...hmm just a random thought.

Monday, February 11, 2008

Finally! Spare time!

Gosh! I've been so busy I've hardly had anytime to write! The past couple of days have been kinda fun.

Sunday we went to BooksAMillion and I bugged Kirk....Hehe I think he might wanna kill me, but oh well it was fun. I bought the first volume of deathnote! yes! I love Light x L!!! Fandom for evz!

And today I found out that I've been nominated to be Valentine's princess which kinda sucks because I hate Valentine's day. Bleh. I do have a cool dress tho! : ]

I know I've been procrastinating, but I just haven't had enough time to write fanfiction! Ah, I feel horrible.
I'm going to try to work on some today.
In science class we've started a new section on minerals, and we've got yet another new seating arrangement. But i've still got my coveted corner seat.

Saturday, February 9, 2008

Salutations to Saturday

Yes. I'm at Nichole's house right now , typing kinda slow because her brother is playing Devil May Cry and it's quite distracting. Haha.

We went to the mall earlier today and I bought 2 shirts and some eyeliner at Hot Topic. w00t I desperatly need some new eyeliner.

I think my allegies are screwing up because I've been all woozy all day. Also, I you haven't seen the Eye yet you should deffinetly check it out. It's wonderfully suspenseful!

Tomorrow I might go to BooksAMillion with Nichole and Kitty and I might buy a manga or two.... I've been craving some new books. Recently I've been wanting to read My Cat Loki so I might buy that. Hehe, we also might bug Kirk if he's there.

Oh yeah, I've got to remeber to buy something to wear to the dance..... Eh, I dunno I'm gonna see if I can wear some Tripp pants or something...Maybe.

Ok, I should probably sign off now... haha I'm starting to get distracted... and I've got new ideas for Ch.7

Friday, February 8, 2008

for real.

Here it is folks. The thing you have been searching for! Yesh. Here it is! Finally!

Do not send anything innapropriate, or anything, because It's my dad's box, first and formost. Do not spam me, or you will die, and I'll spam your grave every hour of everyday.
Lizzi Davis
P.O. box 1012
Longview, Texas 75606

Wednesday, February 6, 2008


At home. Can't type much. Prolly go out to chinese with grandma. It's all cool. Got Lib to talk more than usual today. w00t!
I think we hurt his head when we poked it.
Oops. Sorry.
Ok. Caleb faked being sick.
I hate math.
Ah, I have to leave now. : [

Monday, February 4, 2008

Icky, I think I may be sick.

(Warning: Due to the fact that I am immensely grouchy today, I shall be ruthlessly sarcastic throughout most of this post)

EEW. I think I may have caught a bug at school because my throat has been nice and soar all day. Let me tell ya, it's a wonderfully peachy experience!

The parental units just left again for business leaving me to fend for myself (food wise) and unfortunately they will leave again tomorrow and not return till Friday; however I will be residing at Nichole's house Friday afternoon till Sunday. Don't I lead such a glamorous life?

I just finished having a Jane Austen movie marathon, ending it with two of my most favorite, Pride and Prejudice, and Sense and Sensibility. I feel so much more intelligent after watching them, and also a bit sad that dudes like Mr.Darcy, or Colonel Brandon don't exist in this day and age. Darn you 21st century and your mass production of apathetic emo boys!

They mislead you with their unnaturally black hair and stylish cuts, and their fashionable tight pants, accompanied by a notebook full of beautifully worded dark poems. GAH. I'm friggin sick and tired of those stupid wide eyed, sappy, puppy faced weenies who cry in public! What happened to all the cool dudes who were afraid of being called wusses? You don't see them crying for their mommas!


It's sad to say, but I fear that our generation has gone down the drain, along with the rest of the crap that has piled up over the many, many, years. Oh well, at least I can look forward to joining a French art cirque or something for charity. God only know how many more unplanned pregnancies there will be, not to mention the diseases. Gee ya think all the U.S. teenager would have had it drilled in their head that abstinence is the only way to avoid crap like that.

Stupid youth of America. Imma move to France or Okinawa or something.

Sunday, February 3, 2008

Back from the boardwalk

Yups. Today Dad decided to take us to the Louisiana boardwalk again.

The weather was simply gorgeous! The air was just right, and there was a nice breeze.

For lunch we went out to Sushiko, which was surprisingly tasty! I usually don't like anything with actual real fish in it but their tuna rolls were scrumptious!

Of course, they had excellent cali rolls, but their soup was kinda so so. It wasn't horrible, but it wasn't great.

OH EM GEE! I'm watching the superbowl and the NYG are about to win 17-14!! 10 seconds left!


w00t the giants have it in the bag! YESH!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Saturday, February 2, 2008

Haha wow information.

Your Birthdate: December 15

You take life as it is, and you find happiness in a variety of things.
You tend to be close to family and friends. But it's hard to get into your inner circle.
Making the little things wonderful is important to you, and you probably have an inviting home.
You seek harmony with others, but occasionally you have a very stubborn streak.

Your strength: Your intense optimism

Your weakness: You shy away from exploring your talents

Your power color: Jade

Your power symbol: Flower

Your power month: June


Yes! I've actually accomplished something! I've finally created the procrastinator blog! Although I've still got to add Caleb as a team member, It's still pretty amazing that I've actually got stuff down! w00t!

I'm so proud of myself! Also to add to this joyous moment, I've finished ch6! YESH!

Aww man. Just got a call from my stepmom.

Arg. They're out of the animals that I need for my science project. GAH. stupid fkgnajksdfavfdsjnsaeu They don't have Tundra animals!

Oh well. I'm off to resolve the situation, and most likely scream at plastic tubing and Savannah for giving me false hope. Bleh.

Friday, February 1, 2008

Typety type type

Yes! Finally my studying has paid off! I made a 90 on my math test! w00t! I'm so proud of myself!

Also, it's the weekend! no more stress about my studies!

Haha today was almost normal. Hannah was out sick today, and so were a couple of other people. I'm surprised that I haven't caught anything yet.

Keyboarding was kinda okayish. We had to do timed typing and sadly I can only type 20 gwam without looking at the keyboard. It was ok tho because I mad like a 90.

Science was soso. I think I said a total of 45 words in that class! A new record! lmao.

Reading was ok. Nathan was being pissy as usual, but hey, I wouldn't expect less from him. We also received a "new" seating chart, but I ended up getting the same seat. Haha, it's funny how stuff like that work out for me.

We started an Agatha Christi book in reading also. It's called and then there were none... I think. It was also called 10 little indians.

As a class, we read the poem by the same title. It was literally killa awesome! Haha.

Oh, and Hannah is going to be sosososoooo jealous! 'Renton' transfered into my reading class! hehe... I poked his head today with a pen because he was blocking the papers! He's so stupid tho! It makes me want to cry from laughing!

Ah, it feels nice to be on the blog again. I nearly freaked out when the system was down.

Today's picture features Ryuk!

aw, man.

Dude that totally sucked.
Blogger for some weird reason was down for awhile.

And I couldn't get on yesterday due to studying. Yeah it sucked.

I have to leave for school in 4 mins so yeah.

I'll try to get online later.