Friday, June 13, 2008
Happy Birthday Kimberly.
When you were born the only child glory ended for me. Angels didn't sing, but I distinctly remember an obese man falling down the stairs and crushing a group of boy scouts.
Yes, you were born on the infamous Friday the 13th. The day when all chaos and evil was released into the world, and also the day a jury sentenced Timothy McVeigh to the death penalty for his part in the 1995 Oklahoma City bombing.
You also share the same birthday as Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, whereas I share a birthday with Adam Brody. Weird right?
Well, even though you've been a total pain in the pancreas since day one, Happy Birthday little sis.