"So, guess what someone told me the other day?"
"Chapstick is the solution to every problem."
"Oh come on, we all know the only reason why their so uptight about their religion is because they're not allowed to wear chapstick, and in order to make everyone feel the pain of their desert chapped lips they decided to make everyone convert to their faith or die."
B: "And who told you this?"
"Some random person I know..."
B: "Maybe you should stop hanging out with these chain smokers."
"I have no idea what you're talking about."