Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Shellac


I'm not even sure if that's how you spell it, but that's what I did to some of my ceramics this morning in art. So now Jacob's and Mary's graduation gifts are all nice and shiny.

Also, Happy Earth day!

My debate teacher made and Earth day shirt, and on the front there was E.D.---- for Earth day... however when I first saw it I was like, "Erectile Dysfunction? What?"

Along with this happy 'let's help the environment and not be total pigs' spirit, there are foul daisy downers.

Especially this one kid in my class who CANNOT play the guitar because he only knows one song, or all his songs sound the same, and it sucks. All he does is whine and complain about the stupidest stuff. Also, he's the most ugly ignorant kid I've ever had the displeasure to share a class with. He dissed earth day, dubbing it "The most asinine holiday out there," and I was like, DUDE. THE EARTH GIVES YOU LIFE. CELEBRATE IT.

I want to punch him in the face. Or embarrass him into never speaking again. Just because he's a semi good artist doesn't remove his unappealing nature. I feel sorry for his mom.

Also, surprisingly Celery (my man friend, not the vegi) Is a non Earth day lover. Instead he referred to it as Dick day. I wanted to punch him in the face too, just not as hard.

2 comments:

  1. Bahahaha... ED, I can't stop laughing.

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  2. ED! That's a good one!
    reminds me of something I've read online about a lady who received the "Save The Date" card for one of her friend's wedding and she texted her friend back saying "i got your STD!"

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