Body of Poseidon, Face of Bill Gates

Every nerd should have a rock ballad that they can somewhat relate to.

There is this kid at my school, who is a former swim team member, and a current golf team member, and that is exactly what he looks like. He's got these ripped abs, and spindly arms with apparent muscles oddly attached to them, and then the face of Bill Gates.

Not to mention he's a little spitfire (meant in the least puny way possible) and super smart.

So if you're a nerd, you should at least be able to somewhat relate to the song my friend Hannah and I are crafting. I wish I had this kid's math skillz.