Have you ever worn someone else's underwear? - Maybe. Dunno.
Have you ever shared gum with someone? - Maybe. Dunno.
If so, with who? - Prolly a$$tin. That one time I reaaaalllllyyyyy wanted gum.
Have you ever told someone they were ugly to their face? - Maybe. Dunno.
If so, how recently? - Just today. I'm tellin ya, just because you wear silicon implants does not make up for the fact that your face is covered in hideous acne.
Have you ever sabotaged someone? - Maybe. Dunno.
If so, who? - Reagan Bethard. Did ya know she's cheating on her boyfriend?