I stared at her. REALLY? Does it look like I need braces, because last time I checked, my teeth are straight. They've been straight for the longest.
Sure, I might need a good teeth whitening, but really, who doesn't?
I grabbed the mirror in my purse just to make sure I haven't been lying to myself since the 6th grade and sure enough. My teeth are still straight.
This is just like the time she tried to get me contacts when I had just told her that I thought glasses suited my face.
It's only Tuesday and my mom's crazy is already coming out.