Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Bullet me rants

- Why is it that the only worth while comment on my Facebook is from the one person I don't find worth while. What gives him the right to start a comment with "Hey beautiful" then give me such great suggestions about my case writing and philosophy AND THEN inadvertently give his college address to me?! I HATE THIS. Oh yeah, he wants to visit over Christmas and such to work on Spring Cases. FML.

- Why is it that no one gets my Gilligan's Island references? Are we that brainwashed by the MTV societal influence that we have forgotten the classics of television? What has this world come to?!

- Why is it that I feel like a total ahole, when there's a perfectly worse ahole as the new Debate coach. Where does he get off telling me I can't have tape! What an ahole.

- Why does my family keep pressuring me about guys? Are they worried that I'll be a spinster? Let me tell ya, I'd be one ballin spinster.

POO ON YOU JACOB ROOT.

3 comments:

  1. There's so much going on here! It sounds like you need a day off. Relax some and get away from the world.

    Ashley Kay
    lillawyer.blogspot.com

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  2. I have yet to see the movie of The Scarlet Letter... I'll have to check it out.
    Sigh... Jacob Root.
    You would be one of those crazy awesome spinsters who are extremely mysterious and exciting... So however it turns out, you'll be ok.I hate when people think that because you're single now, you automatically will be single in 15 years.

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  3. It sounds like you've definitely been having some stressful times lately D: At least we're halfway to the weekend... although it seems to be going excruciatingly slowly.

    My family is completely the opposite! My dad insists that I can't date until I'm like 30 or something... yeah right. Not that anyone would date me anyway, but whatever :P Ugh, all I know is guys suck, period.

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