Guys. Yesterday I made one of the biggest mistakes ever.
I watched Ryan Lochte interviews.
Let's all have a moment of silence while I mourn the loss of my tiny crush on him.
Why am I mourning, you ask?
Because. Because when Ryan Lochte speaks, you can almost visualize the tumbleweeds rolling around in his gorgeous head. I mean, you can watch this reel of interview 'highlights' that someone put together (instead of wasting 15 minutes watching separate interviews, like I did). At this point, Lochte makes Phelps sound like a genius. Oh well. He still kicks ass for being an Olympic swimmer. He's not paid to speak like an intellectual. He's paid to swim and look hot, both of which he does very well.
Anyway, I can at least take comfort in the fact that Bobak Ferdowsi is both cute and smart. And arguably more badass for helping land the Curiosity on Mars.