Dear Higher Power,
Please help me focus on dominating the competition via my words. Also, help me not be distracted by my coach's disastrously...... horrendous appearance. Oh yeah, and please please please send a nice respectable single boy that is my age to my area as soon as possible if you could please.
Did I say please yet? No? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. I would even date a guido at this point.