That's me. The person who in the middle of your elaborate story says "Huh? Wait, what happened again?"
I am totally accepting of this fact, but sometimes I wish I didn't have the attention span of a retarded hamster.
I didn't think much about it until this week, where I missed pretty much everything that was going on. FML.
Am I the only one with this problem? I hope not.
In other news, I have now decided (secretly of course) the type of tattoo that I want. A tiny 1" by 1" outline of texas on the corner of my wrist. It'll be about a year an a half before I can actually get it, but I heard that it's always best to make up your mind about your first tattoo long before you actually get it.