Guys. Yesterday I made one of the biggest mistakes ever.
I watched Ryan Lochte interviews.
Let's all have a moment of silence while I mourn the loss of my tiny crush on him.
Why am I mourning, you ask?
Because. Because when Ryan Lochte speaks, you can almost visualize the tumbleweeds rolling around in his gorgeous head. I mean, you can watch this reel of interview 'highlights' that someone put together (instead of wasting 15 minutes watching separate interviews, like I did). At this point, Lochte makes Phelps sound like a genius. Oh well. He still kicks ass for being an Olympic swimmer. He's not paid to speak like an intellectual. He's paid to swim and look hot, both of which he does very well.
Anyway, I can at least take comfort in the fact that Bobak Ferdowsi is both cute and smart. And arguably more badass for helping land the Curiosity on Mars.
Hahaha, I see you've learned the bad news. Yeah... despite his attractiveness he seems like the typical brainless douchey frat guy. Unfortunate, really. But like you said, as long as he can still swim fast...!
ReplyDeleteWell who needs brains when you can swim like he can? It's amusing in a way though. He is pretty cute so you just mute it and stare at him. The effect should be about the same.
ReplyDeleteMaybe if you could put Bobak Ferdowski's brain into Ryan Lochte's body you would have your perfect man.
ReplyDeleteNo way! Bobak is perfect just the way he is! <- sung to the tune of Bruno Mars' "Just The Way You Are"
DeleteHahahaha. The funniest thing is he went to UF and that's pretty typical of any jock there. Very good at their sport, yet not the best thinker. Tim Tebow is another shining example.
ReplyDeleteAnd this is not exactly related, but University of Central Florida was recently rated in Newsweek the least rigorous. Florida State is second easiest and University of South Florida is fourth. I kind of have to chuckle at all my classmates that felt holier-than-thou for getting accepted to those places...
You're clearly crushing on all these people that live in Florida. All the more reason to move here and have adventures with me! :)
I would so move to Florida in a heartbeat! Then we could do fun nerdy things! And ride bikes! And go thrifting!
DeleteYES! YES! AND MORE YES!
DeleteRyan Lochte is definitely one of those "at least he's pretty" kind of guys. Dumb as rocks, poor thing.
ReplyDeleteExactly! Also, in one of the many interviews I watched, his screen background on his phone is a picture of rocks... I thought it was ironically appropriate, haha.
DeleteWhen Lochte has funny gifs all over the internet maybe I'll pay more attention to him.
ReplyDeleteI'll never get tired of Phelps becoming a Super Saiyan though.
Yeah, Lochte kicks quite a bit of ass. Sadly though, he's as dumb as a sack of rocks. But when you swim like that don't have to speak well.
ReplyDeleteMm, there's always a reason to watch the Olympics - mine is Team GB's men's gymnastics team ;) x
ReplyDeleteOh goodness. Those men are indeed sexy! As well as the rowing teams!
DeleteThere was a Jezebel article documenting his douche/idiocy levels that was very funny.
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