3 lines
5/7/5
Bitches please hear me/
I will punch you in the face/
If you are nosey
Bill Maher, high five, man/
Please pontificate loudly/
To conservatives
Weed is not that bad/
Except, of course, in excess/
Like all things in life
3 months remaining/
My departure imminent/
I am so ready
Cuddling is nice/
Like sweaters and sweet hot tea/
During a snow storm
Texas seceding/
So beyond idiotic/
Seriously, stop
I like Thanksgiving/
But not my dumb, loud cousins/
Oh Buddha, help me
Everybody needs/
To calm the fuck down today/
Yes, including me
The Kimya Dawson/
Inspired this haiku post/
Via her Twitter
Texas seceding is very stupid but I think a lot of what comes out of that state is. I'm glad you're feeling ready for when you leave, it's a huge change, but you'll do great.
ReplyDeleteI hope I'll do great! I'm really excited!
Delete"seriously, stop." favoriteee.
ReplyDeletealso, kimya dawson's twitter has been hilarious all day long and it makes my soul happy.
I know, right?
DeleteHaha, I love the first one! :P x
ReplyDeleteThese are awesome!
ReplyDelete"To calm the fuck down today." Great!
ReplyDeleteI like these a lot. I love quirky haikus.
ReplyDelete<3 Melissa
wildflwrchild.blogspot.com
I wish the Buddha would help me with my annoying young relatives. Jesus doesn't seem to be doing much.
ReplyDeleteAlso, working the words "pontificate" and "conservatives" into a single haiku is awesome, as all of these are.